When I told Harry that he might have to miss one of his basketball games due to a scheduling conflict he was okay with that.
Harry: "That's good. 'Cause that would probably be the game where I got hit in the nose with a ball. Every season I get hit in the nose with the ball."
Me: "So you figure that would be the game it would happen at and if you're not there you won't get hit with the ball this season."
Um. Okay. I guess that works.