At a small gathering of relatives yesterday, Harry decided to be a typical little brother and insult his sister. He called her 'fatso'.
Please note - this did not phase his incredibly slim sister. She just looked at him like he was nuts.
But his great-aunt took notice. "You should never call a lady 'fat'" she corrected gently. "You should say 'pleasingly plump.'"
Harry grinned, turned to his sister and said. "I'm pleased that you're plump."